How to not Collapse under the Weight of Expectations

Once upon a time, ijapa the tortoise, the wiliest of beasts woke up from a dream to find itself in the hallowed realm of the gods where knowledge and the future reside. It was all unfamiliar territory but Ijapa had a great guide — Wisdom, who walked by the tortoise and answered the questions to the numerous marvels it beheld, many of which were beyond the imagination of man and beast. As they both…